A-Z

A

Adidas forgot to start : Jarg footwear with 2 stripes.

Adidas forgot to stop : Jarg footwear with 4 or more stripes.

Aigy : Aigburth, pronounced 'eggy'. South end.

Anfield : Holy ground. Also district of the city. North end.

'ang on a mo' : 1.The last Scouse red indian. 2.please wait a momment.

Arl arse : Cruel.

ar 'ey : Oh no!

'ad off : Someone elses poor fortune.

Auld baig : Old woman. pron; Owld baig.

'ave off : A spot of improvised good fortune.

Az if : I don't belive that.

B

Beaut : An idiot.

Better beaut : An extreme idiot.

Bevvy : Beer.

Bevied up : Drunk.

Bifter : A cigarette or joint.

Bizzies, 'de : The Police.

Blag : Lie.

Blaggin' me 'ead : Lying to me.

Blert : A lightweight. Usually from down south.

Blind scouse : Vegetarian version of the scouse national dish.

Blueshite 'de : Refering to Everton FC (aka the north Wales national team) and its followers.

Bombed out church, de' : St. Lukes.

Boss : Very good.

Brook, 'de : Tuebrook district. North end.

Bubbles, 'de : Row of bus stops in the city centre.

Butty : Sandwich.

C

Clobber : Clothes.

Cocky, de' : Night watchman.

Come 'ead : Lets go. Lets do it.

Crocky : Croxteth district. North end.

D

Dat London : Englands capital city.

de' : The.

Deffo : Definately.

Divvy : A stupid person.

Down South : Where all the poofs live. eg dat London.

Do one : Go away.

Drunken Scum : Legendary Liverpool improv. punk band featuring Fast n skinny, Scouse as ye like, Tits O'D. and Ezzy (r.i.p.).

E

Echo, 'de : Liverpools evening newspaper that is written and staffed by wools.

Everton FC : The city's most famous amateur footy team. Woodison.

F

Fabs, de' : The Beatles.

Fat Wap : An overweight person.

G

Gary Ablett's : Ecstacy tablets. Named after the current LFC reserve team coach and former LFC player.

Geggin' in : To join in on something when you aren't invited.

Gerry an' his ferry : Gerry Marsden. 1960's merseybeat.

Giz : Give.

H

I

Is right : I agree. Good idea. Well said.

Is wrong : An argumentative response to is right.

J

Jam butty : Police car.

Jarg : counterfit, fake, poor quality.

Jerk in bed: Birkenhead; a town on the wrong side of the River Mersey.

Jigger : 1. A girocheque. 2. A back alleyway.

Job : Undefinable in Scouse.

Joeys : Tea leaves floating in yer cup of tea.

K

Kidder : See la'.

King Kenny, de' : Kenny Dalglish. Liverpool FC's greatest ever player.

Knock off : Stolen goods.

Knowsley : Officially not Scouseland.

Kopite : Traditional working class LFC fan. Now just as likey to be a wool or a Norwegian, alas.

L

Lane, 'de : Lark Lane, Liverpools boho area. South end.

La' : Lad.

Lid : See la'.

Lob skause : See scouse.

M

Made up : Very happy about something.

Manc : A lowly cotton mill worker.

Meff : A smelly, badly dressed person.

Momo Sissoko : Cocaine.

More Dough Than Eavis : See Scouse As Ye Like.

Mud Man : A person from the Garston district of the city. South ender.

N

N' dat : Something else.

Nasty, de' : Heroin.

North End, de' : North end of the city eg. Noggsy, Crocky, de' Brook, Walton.

Noggsy : Norris Green district of the city. North end.

No need : An exclamation of disaproval.

O

On one : To act in a reckless manner.

On top te fuck : A bad situation.

On you : Staking a claim for next go on a spliff.

Orange Birds : see Scouse As Ye Like.

Ozzy, de' : Hospital.

P

Paddy's Wigwam : The Catholic Cathedral.

Parlie : Upper Parliament St. South end. Scene of 1980's rioting.

Plazee Scouser : A wool who adopts a Scouse accent and mannerisms in attempt to appear cool.

Posh twat : Someone from certain areas of the south end or from down south.

Probe : Legendary Liverpool record label and record store.

Professional Scouser : eg. Jimmy Tarbuck, Cilla Black, Stan Boardman.

Q

R

Rocket, de' : Beginning and end of the M62 motorway.

royal'ozzy, de' : The Royal Hospital.

S

Sack it la' : Stop that. Don't do it.

Sayers pastie : Scousers lunch.

Scally : Architypal Liverpool youth.

Scouseaccino : A frothy, creamy drink much loved by posh southern females.

Scouse : A stew originating from Scandanavian sailors.

Scouse As Ye Like : Jimmy Tarbuck style professional scouser cabaret act.

Scouser : One of the chosen few.

Scousers dozen : 15 of anything.

Scratch : Signing on the dole.

Sittin' tree, de' : Famous tree in Sevvy Park.

Sevvy Park : Sefton Park in the South End.

Shanks : The legendary Bill Shankly.

Shrek : Wayne Rooney 'once a blue always a manc'. Ultimate traitor and Granny fucker.

Skaegol : Heroin addict.

Slapperazi : A contingent of orange women, see Scouse as ye like ,who hang around famous men in the hope of getting a shag.

Slotted a boss hatrick : Scored 3 goals.

Soft Lad : Friendly name for a fool.

Sou-ey : Southport, an affluent and small former resort town north of the city. Famous for being robbed blind during English Bank Holidays.

South End, de' : South end of the city eg. Aigy, Speke, Garston see Mud Man, Allerton.

Southport back in Lancashire : A movement set up by posh wools in Sou-ey who believe that they are too good to be classed as living in the same county as Liverpool. Although many are happy to work there.

Sozz : Sorry.

Speke : Airport now re-branded as John Lennon International. Also district. South end.

Swan, de' : Old Swan district. North end.

Swerve on it : Not bother with it.

T

Ta' : Thank you.

Tellin' ye' : Emphasising agreement.

Texan : A beaut with a high opinion of him/herself.

Tocky : Toxteth district of the city. South end.

Trabs : Sports shoes.

U

Utty : Utting Avenue, north end.

V

W

Wabs : Ganja.

Whopper : An idiot.

Woodison Park : Home of Everton FC. See Blueshite.

Woolyback / Wool : A person from Runcorn, Wirral, Wigan, Warrington, Southport etc.

X

Y

Ye ma : Your mother.

Ye wha? : Pardon.

Yez/Youz : You (plural).

You'll never walk alone : LFC anthem. Show tune popularised by Gerry and his ferry.

Z

Z Cars, theme from : Former TV cop show theme tune that Everton FC run out to at Woodison.